American Football

I checked out the local American football team last month and went to tryouts. I was put into the starting Quarterback role. Damn skippy!
I am the only American on the team. I am also the oldest player - older than the coach. It only took the first hard hit to understand why.
Just look at this picture. If I were you I'd be scared of me. I might be a pirate, I might have eaten a scotch bonnet pepper. It might be both. You decide.